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Dawson Jones

A person who loves turtles and is really smart.
by New york urban times March 1, 2017
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Kyle Jones

A young bored boy who likes to beg it off katie
Kyle Jones:I want to shag katie but i don’t know how to wash my foreskin

Big DP:Shut it your mums a crackhead
by frontlinebabygirl September 17, 2021
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Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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barnaby jonesed

When do some detective work. I barnaby jonesed his girlfriend
by Neener09 July 29, 2017
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Ellie Jones

Girl 1: do you know Ellie Jones
Girl 2: oh yeah isn’t that the chav in hendy
by Sappppening November 11, 2020
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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025
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Farmer jones

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.
“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”
by Stubborn pug June 22, 2018
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