john hauser

another name for bob saget.

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.

by mr. smithson May 30, 2008

JOHN HOLE

someone who describes their anus as a male cunt.
i.e. likes it up the back pipe.

Man, that guy is such a john hole.

by doyle12345 December 29, 2008

A John Lennon

Verb. To bring a female into a group of friends, just because you are dating her.

Fredrick is trying to pull a John Lennon on us by bringing his girlfriend to our club meetings.

by 3guyjoe November 18, 2013

John Cummins

John Cummins refers to a person who has walked in on their parents having sex

He's gone and pulled a John Cummins

by johncrooked69 May 14, 2015

John Out

When a person taking about eating massive amounts of food at all you can eat, for hours on end. But then stops before finishing their first plate when the time comes.

"You better not John out again at the buffet tonight, that's just tossing your money away"

by Kiwiikins August 30, 2016

DAMN JOHN

an expression that shows surprise

Damn John. She fell off the balcony

by ASAP is a Rockefeller December 28, 2018

John Stamos

He is the hottest American actor in the world. He slayed In she show full house as his character “uncle Jesse” he is fucking incredible and anyone who says he isn’t doesn’t have a fucking brain

John Stamos is fucking hot

by Fullhousesuperfan January 23, 2019