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Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.
I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.
by DeadGoat March 7, 2023
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jew energy

when you feel like a hot bad bitch and your walking in your saviors steps (Adam Sandler) on the path to success
wow! you have real jew energy!
your giving jew energy !
by bunville September 14, 2023
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Jew bits

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change
by zack the hack December 23, 2011
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Jew Chum

Any thing free or samples offered at grocery stores, bank etc...
A jew is incapable of passing up a tasting kiosk in a store or taking a pen everytime they enter a bank. Like blood is chum for sharks - free is chum to jews "Jew Chum"
by The Flanstraw November 9, 2011
mugGet the Jew Chummug.

Jew Crudler

A slang term for any food prepared by a jew. Usually in reference to a stew, soup, or chowder.
"Aleksander's Jew Crudler may look like the stuff they fed his grandfather back in Poland, but it's actually pretty great if you add saltines."

"Betzalel attempted to make us clam chowder, but the Jew Crudler that steamed out into the bowl was like the fluid from an infection caused by faulty circumcision."
by Goot Poot May 19, 2018
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jew high

When you're as high a Jew , I.e Seth Rogan
Damn man you're Jew high right now.
by ToldyaPaola November 21, 2016
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Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.
by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017
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