Flirt-by date

Just as products have sell-by dates for when the contents are deemed to be inedible, people who fancy themselves as charmers, should have flirt-by dates for when their flirtatious behaviour is deemed to be more than a little off putting. This is most likely the result of old age.

"Did you hear Jane caught John flirting with some young chick again and this time divorce is on the cards"
"Well I guess his flirt-by date is up!"

by leilawurm October 22, 2015

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dooms date

When you are on a date to dump someone or be dumped by someone and it's overly dramatic.

"Betty is going on a dooms date." "That's when I realized I was on a dooms date."

by ATTT April 18, 2015

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Pinball Dating

When you date someone in every which way different to the last person you dated, In a bid to find someone completely different. This is a vicious cycle that continues much like a game of "pinball" until they realise this strategy very rarely works...

Ryan - I was dating Toni. She was thin, 5ft7, blonde, really quite and girly. But it didn't work out so now I'm dating Liv, a curvy, crazy, brunette packed full of attitude. But If things don't go well, I'm gonna try with Elle. A cheeky, laidback, redhead whos on the university rowing team.
Matt- It sounds like you're "pinball dating" again.

by Pambz95 March 11, 2015

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Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting

Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.

by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018

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