Mainly used by douchebags that spams slurs, posts non safe for work imagery and such on internet places and passes it off as a joke saying its "dark humor"
Person 1: Did you see the new member of the server?
Person 2: Aw hell no, another racist
Person 1: What do you mean he is funny as hell?
Person 2: What part of spamming the n word is funny?
Person 1: you dont get dark humor
Person 2: That shit isnt dark humor, its """""dark humor"""""
Person 2: Aw hell no, another racist
Person 1: What do you mean he is funny as hell?
Person 2: What part of spamming the n word is funny?
Person 1: you dont get dark humor
Person 2: That shit isnt dark humor, its """""dark humor"""""
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Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
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It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.
Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.
On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs
Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.
While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.
Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.
The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow
Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.
Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.
Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.
People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.
Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.
On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs
Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.
While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.
Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.
The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow
Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.
Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.
Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.
People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
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