The Human Rizzapede

its when a human centipede is rizzing up a person

omg The Human Rizzapede just tried to hit on me

by NewPlayer089 July 18, 2024

Organic human

Dumb asses that believe they come from seeds

Jeffery is a dumb ass for thinking hes a organic human

by Jeffery the fat ass June 17, 2018

a human second

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

Human-Centipede

Putting super glue on your lips before eating a girls ass.

"I can't wait to show Clover the Human-Centipede

by PotatoePig September 7, 2023

The Human Centaurnipede

Term for the sex position in which a standing/leaning individual receives cunnilingus from someone crabwalking bemeath them

"My friend and i engaged in the human centaurnipede last night, and purt near broke the futon in the process."

by Fibbermcgee July 9, 2023

Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.

Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.

by Vege tard October 30, 2023