Tubby Goo Monster

A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.

Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!

Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???

Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!

by creatorofthegoo August 1, 2012

Screwy goose

A grey goose screwdriver

James and Glenn were downing screwy goose's after they got back from the boardwalk.

by Jim and Glor August 20, 2011

flappin the goose

trying something out or testing something. Another saying for "testing the waters".

I am flappin the goose with this new job I have.

by PizzaNiffin June 21, 2011

goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011

Reverse Goose

Take a dump sitting on the toilet backwards

I had to take a dump so bad I ran into the bathroom and sat right on the toilet, didn't even have time to turn around.
What a great Reverse Goose!

by score1x October 31, 2011

Goo-hu-ah

Goo-(who)-ah

Replaces the moan, or scream when you reach orgasm

After Justin beat it...again , he let out a "Goo-hu-ah!" As he shot out into his sock.

by nickem October 5, 2011

Goose<3

Goose is the most perfect person they are sweet and make sure you are okay, always putting people first and you should love them a lot! They have a great humour and are always the light in the room also incredibly hot ;) <3

I love my goose<3, they are perfect

Goose<3 is so cute

by Fluffy ducky<3 November 22, 2021