Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

Goat Piss

Rocco Czaja

Goat Piss: Rocco Czaja is eggs eggs tension

by HitlarSimp69420 April 26, 2021

broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.

He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.

by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018

Goat

1. Something that is totally ridiculous, but still awesome.

Did you see that guy try and joust with that windmill? Totally goat!

by ThomasCock April 5, 2015

Goat

A little furry thing that screams 99% of the time and enjoys ramming into peoples' thighs.
Also known as the 2nd most annoying creature before children.

The goat rammed its head into my thigh and began to scream louder than my screams of agony.

by Goat-Hater July 19, 2022

goat debate

A debate between people on who is the greatest player to play the sport. In football the Goat debate is currently between Messi and Ronaldo.

“I just think this goat debate will never end..”

by Kakari August 14, 2024

Goat dick

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool

Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick

by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024