ginger

gingers. the bottom of the food chain, i suppose. where did they come from? nobody knows. except i, Master Ginger Orgy. You see, long ago, as the galaxies formed, a spectacle was seen, a small red flicker shooting off into the distance. Upon further inspection, it could be seen that this flicker began to evolve. Long, red strands of hair-like straw began to dance with space’s nonexistent winds. Over time, these strands isolated from each other, each taking on its own death mission to infiltrate humanity with ginger dickheads. A large clump of this hair was found in a solar system located 6900000000000000 light years away, scientists are looking into this further but are currently calling this Gingerus Orgyamus. Rest assured, a minuscule amount of hair travelled to our planet, Earth, where it germinated a small soul floating in endless terror. This soul was birthed by a forlorn mother who goes by the name Imogen Sheeran. This hair infected her through the womb, making her hair a reddish/strawberry blonde colour. The child that popped out her pussy was found to be containing the soul in which had been germinated. This man was… Ed Sheeran.

Ed Sheeran: I’m in love with the shape of you, i’m gonna make society ginger too.

by JustYourLocalDruggie June 2, 2022

Ginger Ale

Ginger Ale is a cheaper version of Sprite.

Man: hey pass me a sprite.
other man: ok, *passes ginger ale*
Man:hey!, this isn’t a sprite

by big nigger who just took a shi June 5, 2022

Ginger Ginger

A superlative expression

That set was ginger ginger

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Ginger

A race of humans who, instead of descending from apes, descended from orangutans. This is believed to have happened in Ireland about 200.000 years ago. Since then they have attempted to concur the rest of the British Isles, but to no avail.

If you are Irish, you must be a Ginger

by VillagerNo16 June 9, 2022

Ginger

A term used by fagtards to describe a friend or person of interest when sombody has a red or orange tint of hair color l lf any degree

Haha look at that ginger over there

by Garfieldo June 18, 2022

Gingeritus

Having very sensitive skin like a ginger.

Having the genes of a vampire and getting sunburnt very easily.

I get sunburnt all the time.
You must have gingeritus

by Nonperfect_Spongebob June 19, 2022

Ginger

A generic disease 4% of Americans have that causes hair defects that make it appear orange. orange hair is caused by generic mutations, also knows as “ incest” A ginger is most likely a inbred mutant.

That “Ginger” is a mutant rapist

by Chris David Michael Young July 19, 2022