gingers. the bottom of the food chain, i suppose. where did they come from? nobody knows. except i, Master Ginger Orgy. You see, long ago, as the galaxies formed, a spectacle was seen, a small red flicker shooting off into the distance. Upon further inspection, it could be seen that this flicker began to evolve. Long, red strands of hair-like straw began to dance with space’s nonexistent winds. Over time, these strands isolated from each other, each taking on its own death mission to infiltrate humanity with ginger dickheads. A large clump of this hair was found in a solar system located 6900000000000000 light years away, scientists are looking into this further but are currently calling this Gingerus Orgyamus. Rest assured, a minuscule amount of hair travelled to our planet, Earth, where it germinated a small soul floating in endless terror. This soul was birthed by a forlorn mother who goes by the name Imogen Sheeran. This hair infected her through the womb, making her hair a reddish/strawberry blonde colour. The child that popped out her pussy was found to be containing the soul in which had been germinated. This man was… Ed Sheeran.
by JustYourLocalDruggie June 02, 2022
Rigerta - an amazing young woman. She's beautiful, kind, sometimes weird, and WAAAAAY too caring. If you have a Rigerta in your life, respect her and love her and she'll do the same back. She is the most badass woman ever - but don't get on her bad side or she WILL beat the shit out of you. She is also like the last slice of pizza; everyone wants her, nobody dares.
Male 1: Wow, look at that girl. She's stunning!
Male 2: You mean Rigerta? Damn, that girl's too good for us.
Male 3: Such a perfect smile she has...
Male 2: You mean Rigerta? Damn, that girl's too good for us.
Male 3: Such a perfect smile she has...
by JustYourLocalDruggie July 03, 2021