drunk dial central

wherever you are when you start drunk dialing people
This is Cheeds and the LOVEMASTER comin at you from drunk dial central in Yorba Linda, California.
by da duckster December 28, 2007
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Near-Blackout Drunk

When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.
Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.
by surganyolo October 02, 2012
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NC Drunk Dog

A raw hot dog cut in half lengthwise, placed on a a hoagie roll, drenched in barbecue sause.
I ate that NC Drunk Dog and cummed in my pants
by The Gang 08 August 14, 2009
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Filthy Skunk drunk

When you get so drunk people can smell you from 10 feet away, sometimes your so drunk you can't even speak and your memory becomes ridiculously bad.
Marcelo: Here's the $20 i owe you
(pulls out his wallet)
Drake:thanks
(5 seconds later)
Marcelo: Ohh i gotta give you that $20
(pulls out his wallet)
Marcelo: What the hell happened to my $20
Drake: Your filthy skunk drunk you damn juice bag
by DJBGHGH April 07, 2006
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Funky Drunk Lovin'

Being so intoxicated off alcohol that you bust out your inner "funk" and show your girl some sexual positions that she's like never to have experienced before.
Hey girl you trying to get out here for some funky drunk lovin'?

I was so funky drunk lovin' last night I pulled out the "flying dutchman".
by TheTodd February 04, 2010
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Dr. Octopus Drunk

A state of being so drunk that to move you have to grab onto anything and everything much like how Dr. Octopus moved in the movie spiderman.
"Man I was so drunk last night I had to to octopus grab myself inside my house"

"You where Dr. Octopus Drunk!!!"
by $K.G$ October 01, 2014
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high-altitude drunk

Noun: Coming from a city or place relatively close to sea level to one of a higher altitude, you:
1. Need to consume less alcohol to get drunk
2. Drink the same amount as "usual" and are HAMMERED
3. Drink on top of a mountain and get progressively drunker as you decend the mountain (particularly at a high rate of speed, such as on skis or a snowboard).
4. Drinking on the roof of a sky-scraper. Baller.

Synonyms: hot-tub drunk; sauna drunk; desert drunk
1. "We stopped at the airport bar in Denver during our lay over and I fell off my bar stool after pounding one beer"

2. "Psh, I've only had like 4 shots. I haven't thrown up from drinking in YEARS! That shi... (HUAGHHHHhhphtppbl...)

3. "3 beers at the summit bar and I had a good buzz on, then I couldn't get my skiblades off at the bottom. Just walked to the bathroom with 'em on."

4. "It's going to be nice out, come up to my rooftop to get high-altitude drunk."
by Lets Winter March 30, 2013
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