jake dodge

absolute fucking pussy

jake dodge is a bitch

by Jake dodge November 8, 2018

Dick Dodging

A female who constantly stands a guy up not wanting to have sex

How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.

by big eye bandit January 5, 2019

Jammie Dodger

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect

I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!

by JammieDodger916 February 6, 2019

Proper dodgy like

It means to be dodgy/odd/weird/strange/faulty

That food was proper dodgy like kiiid

by theviv11 May 12, 2019

Train Dodge

When someone avoids hanging out with an overtly bitchy person.

“Hey there Maria, good job on that train dodge! That cunt Beth just wouldn’t leave”

by Poopmaster63 July 14, 2019

Yellow Dodge

The act of leaving a toilet bowl full of piss that smells like a rabbit got fist fucked by a car battery.

Matt went to the bathroom and left a yellow dodge. Fucking stank ass bathroom man.

by Rancid Panda August 30, 2019

Strap Dodge

The art of loaning drugs off a drug dealer with the intention of never paying them back. This is a method usually used by chavs in the Craigavon/Portadown area.

"Yo lad ill break your legs if u strap dodge me"," Sorry Jamie as much as I want smoke I cant strap dodge, I don't want to get jumped"

by GyammonFast December 9, 2019