Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris: (n)/ GOD.

Jesus may be able to walk on water, Chuck Norris can swin through land.

Chuck Norris by Poundface February 5, 2010

Chuck Norris 

A popular exclamation among the coolest of the cool, "chuck Norris!" is to be yelled when one is losing and argument, simply because Chuck Norris is never wrong!

Bob: "I know for a fact 1+1 is 2!"

Tom:"No way! Thats crazy!!"
Bob: "Look! Right here!! At this calculator!! Which so clearly proves that i'm right!"
Tom: "CHUCK NORRIS!!!!"
Bob:"Oh... well.. can't argue with that logic, you win this round, closet ninjas!!"

Chuck Norris by Grandpa S. February 6, 2012

Chuck Norris 

The way to explain anything,no matter what,with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake in the forest while hunting for Bigfoot.After 2 days of grueling pain,the snake died from a sudden case of the roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris by Thunder Pig August 1, 2012

Chuck Norris 

A man who is as close to a god as possble.

Guy 1: Chuck Norris is god.
Guy 2: Yes. I look up to him.

Chuck Norris by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006

chuck norris 

the person to be able to kill gods with a roundhouse kick

the only reason why the zombies run towards you in l4d is because they are running away from chuck norris

chuck norris can split atoms with his fists

guy 1 "what will it be sir"
chuck norris "a whiskey"
guy 2 "whiskey is for fa...."
guy 2 dies because of chucks godliness

chuck norris by chuckchuckchuckchuck184868 January 10, 2010

chuck norris 

the one and only guy who has both testicles larger

99,9% of men have one testicle larger from the other one. both of chuck norris' testicles are larger.

chuck norris by Evalyen April 9, 2006

Chuck Norris 

One drop of ball-sweat from Jimmy Page's nuts mixed with two drops of ball-sweat from Bruce Lee's nuts.

Chuck Norris is combined ball-sweat of two gods.

Chuck Norris by the-truth-of-life January 9, 2011