elongated butt crack 

a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.

Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.

elongated butt crack by rachaelwiegand June 23, 2009

hillbilly crack 

nick name for crystal meth, given to it due to the proliferate production of crystal meth in southern states and in run down white trash neighborhoods

Jasper couldn't afford real drugs so he went down to the local meth lab and picked up a couple grams of hillbilly crack.

hillbilly crack by perfume-i July 26, 2006

Pan Crack 

Old Yorkshire and Newcastle (UK)...term for a person who is unemployed and claiming benefits. Originates from the fact that poor people couldn't afford bread, so made alternatively cheaper "Pan Crackers".

They are on the pan crack.
Loads of pan crackers living round here!
Scrounging pancrackers!

Pan crack corner!

Pan Crack by Spillage71 January 2, 2013

Doo-Doo Crack 

A person does not wipe their ass for at least one week, leaving a thin layer of shit crust. After a week, this person scrapes off the crust and allows their friends to snort the scrapings. These scrapings get the user extremely high.

1.) "Hey man have you been smoking crack?!" "No man! I do doo-doo crack!"
2.) Doo doo mammas do doo-doo crack.

Doo-Doo Crack by Rymale February 27, 2011

Kenny Crack 

Rhyming Slang; "plan of attack"
Named after Kenny Crack, who apparently played at a low-level of county cricket in the Greater London area.

Can be used as a one-word statement

Pembo: "Hey boys whats the Kenny Crack?"
Scrimmy: "I'm off to grab a kebab, you?"

Pembo: "Kenny?"
All: "Not sure, prob heading to the chippy"

Kenny Crack by Juggy August 8, 2006

Ass Crack Lane 

When you can see someone's butt crack and look directly into it.

DOOD1: Man look over there

DOOD2: Man that is Gross

DOOD3: What happened?

DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|

Ass Crack Lane by MRUnpossible June 7, 2009

Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus 

-noun

1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.

"Oh my god Patrick look at that!" That waitress just unleashed the Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus....

Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus by ELGenerali February 17, 2010