Chuck Norris

Chuck saw you read this. Chuck doesn't know who the are. Just kidding. He who find you. And he will kill you.

Chuck Norris is going to hunt me down.

by brosiog November 1, 2014

Chuck Norris

A man who has 4 biographies written simply on his feats and whose legend is undescribable.

Chuck Norris's dick is big that it has its own dick. And Chuck Norris's dick is bigger than your dick.

by chucknorrisisprettycool June 27, 2011

Chuck-Norris

A Super Human Who Can Do Anything...!

Chuck-Norris Can Breath Underwater Holding His Breath!

by Riidz_786 October 8, 2011

chuck norris

Chuck Norris is allegedly the only man to ever beat Bruce Lee. Lee later Admitted to this fact

Shit dude Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee
*random person runs and hides*

by RobScheflo January 9, 2008

Chuck Norris

A badass

Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.

by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015

Chuck Norris

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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.

by Anonymous December 17, 2014

chuck key holder

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut

After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!

by Cheesey February 13, 2004