chocolate tea bag

When you wipe someone's ass with your nutsack.

Hey Charlie, your ass is rather in need of a chocolate tea bag!

by Steele Bro's March 5, 2008

chocolate shark

An asian girl with bad teeth that persues men of african heritage.

first person "Hey let's go to Rapungi!"
second person "Naw all the girls out there are chocolate sharks."

by Sailor Jack Dulouz June 29, 2008

Chocolate Canal

Anus and intestines thereafter, because shit looks like chocolate to the people who make this sort of stuff up, and its the canal that the shit goes down to come out of you.

"So, I heard you like having it up the chocolate canal"
"Look, I'm not gay, I don't like you, so just piss off."

by Ewar IX August 18, 2008

chocolate covered cherries

when your fucking your girlfriend while shes on her back, causing your balls to smack against her ass turning them red, you then allow her to relieve herself upon your balls and make her lick it off, giving the effect of chocolate covered cherries

baby you want some chocolate covered cherries, eat these

by gingerbeast December 26, 2009

Chocolate Snake

When you take a dump that wraps around the toilet bowl.

I had to call the plumber for the third this week to discard one of Nat's chocolate snakes.

by Koknballz December 4, 2009

Chocolate Loch-Ness

When one completes a bowel movement that is of such a length that one end extends above the surface of the water in the toilet bowl resembling the ubiquitous grainy photo of the mythical Scottish Leviathan.

I just ate 90 chicken wings. I bet you twenty dollars that tomorrow's morning dump will be a chocolate Loch-Ness.

by shitty wizard March 14, 2011

Chocolate muzzle

When two people who love each other very much have strange sex games, one may lick the other's bumhole with quite some vigour. If they emerge with faeces spread around their mouth, then they have a "chocolate muzzle".
If you are the person who is being licked, you can be said to have "given them a chocolate muzzle", and the rubbing of poo around another's mouth, even forcibly, is also known as "giving them a chocolate muzzle".

It can be used as such:
"Eustace, if you do not come back here at once, i may have to give you a chocolate muzzle!"

by Padlav September 28, 2011