child molester

A child that goes around molesting people

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"

by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025

Victorian Child

A child from the Victorian era, used for making a point that something is utterly ridiculous. This is in reference to the idea that if they were shown the thing in question, they’d be in utter shock and possibly have something like a conniption or a stroke.

“Did you hear about the situation with Vitaly?”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”

by Scarfkat April 18, 2025

Child, chIld, chilD

Child, chIld, chilD

Child, chIld, chilD

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Child Sacrifice Psyop

You see how willing they are to sacrifice your kids right?

Hym "Don't let them convince you it's about the kids. They are willing to sacrifice the kids all day. This is literally a child sacrifice psyop. The only problem they actually have is that I'm NOT murdering your kids. They got called out on their hybrid Jew/Gazorpazorp dictatorship and now the women think lying to stop me from getting credit for creating AI males them smart (Which it doesn't. Still a dumb bigot) and the Jews just want people who express views that are antithetical to their incest cult to fail as a way of validating their incest cult."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

Child's choice

Being instructed to choose from a selection of options but the instructions also prevent the selection of any option.

You can only choose one. Choose wisely. "I cannot choose either, this is a Child's choice"

by Anoobis.the.first April 29, 2025

Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.

Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Unlike A Child Molestation

Randall James Bowker (On the other hand)

Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025