if it ain't broke, then break it

A goofy spoof of the motto “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it “.

Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 07, 2023

Louisiana Lunch Break

When you jerk off while taking a poop.

“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”

by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023

break-teeth words

Words that are almost impossible to pronounce.

John found otorhinolaryngologist and açai to be break-teeth words; he attempted to say them right multiple times but he kept failing.

by Flaminghorse March 21, 2018

Break-Bread

Pay up, get even, pay off debt.

Dan says he's gonna break-bread with Sam Friday for that pie he got from him last week.

by Ashnorris69 March 10, 2021

Break Bread

The act of taking care of those who take care of you. The opposite of greed. A selfless act sharing what you got with others.

Living at my friends house rent free my first action after winning the lotto was to break bread with them.

by Brian from Seattle November 26, 2019

Portuguese snack break

When two portuguese males take turns shitting in each others small intestine.

Derrick caught Joel and Herculano take a break from mixing concrete on the job site, and take a portuguese snack break and saw Joel resting on his back, ass up while Herculano squatted over him and took a shit in his asshole.

by Eljeffe11 July 24, 2019

Schrödinger's Break

An office reception or lunch that you are expected to attend, unpaid, so that you are neither working (when you would be paid) or off work (when you can choose to not attend).

No, I won't be attending the office potluck. I'm either working or I'm not. I don't believe in Schrödinger's breaks.

by antitrump May 16, 2019