Brandon

Brandon is a water deprived child from Africa. An Arabian Monkey Nigger. Brandon is so girthy. Able to impress any man with the size of his meaty cock.

Guy: I just had sex with Brandon’s huge and girthy dick.

Other guy: Brandon is just so gay and nice.

by Thicker than Brandon December 1, 2021

brandon fox

Latin- derived from brandus fuxus, meaning “he with no penis”

that man is a brandon fox, he has no cock!

by badassmuthafocker December 1, 2021

Brandon Aragon

PENIS HEAD HAHA

kid: “yk brandon aragon”
me: “you mean the emo faq?”

by shakalsjrhfn January 12, 2022

Brandonkadonk

An exceptionally awesome and chill chiro dude.

It's "Dr. Brandonkadonk" to you, my friend.

by rbrice January 17, 2022

Brandon

verb
1.
To rip someone off.
"Gave the guy a deal but he was just Brandoning me on eBay."
Similar:
deceptive
untrustworthy
unreliable
unstable
insecure

noun
1.
A very negative person

"I gave a million dollars to charity but that Brandon made me feel bad."

Similar:
cynical
negativism
detrimental
pessimistic
contradictory
nullifying
disavowal
abrogating
1.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
synonym for a loser
2.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
A cunt
"Brandon is a real cunt."

This guy was stalking young girls on TikTok. A real Brandon that guy.

by Tim Hortons2424525 January 20, 2022

Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.

"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"

by Shredxvc January 25, 2022

brandonsexual

people who think brandon is hot

Brandon is so hot, way hotter than Renzo. I think I am Brandonsexual 🥵

by brandonishot January 25, 2022