cashing beers

To drink a beer until it is empty.

i.e. Woooohoooo I'm gonna go cashing beers tonight! or "I have announcement to make, I have just cashed a beer!"

by B. Dawg June 10, 2007

beer ejack

when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)

-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)

eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!

my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to

'mop up'!!

a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!

by michael foolsley February 26, 2010

beer tune

A beer tune is a term applicable to ski and snowboard shops, and for the greuling summers, mountain bike shops as well. A beer tune occurs when a consumer exchanges beer or other tangible goods for ski or snowboarding tuning services. see also Weed Tune.

"Hey Bro, you guys do beer tunes here?"
A: Sure man, a case of Fat Tire will get that board looking brand new.

Alternate responses...
A2: "Get the fuck out you cheap ass hippie!"
or A3: "rather do a weed tune this week!!"

by Big Pimpin RJ December 26, 2007

the beer vendor

While performing intercourse on a preferably fit and limber respectable female, the man tosses her legs up over his shoulders and embraces her by the arms. He then stands while still penetrating her, so she mimics the position of a sporting event beer vendor's tray, and walks to a different room whilst hollering "cold beer!". Extra points for going up or down a staircase.

We were boning on the living room couch but the dog started licking me so I tossed her into the beer vendor and went upstairs to the bedroom.

by MrPinky September 23, 2011

root beer

Slang: Attention Whore (as in A&W)

That chick wearin' the booty shorts is a root beer.

by blah blah blah jc March 10, 2014

Bitch Beer

Wine.

Victor is a bitch for drinking that bitch beer cooler.

by Nathan Jacoby December 17, 2008

Dank beer

beer that has skunked already. often times cheaper at the beer dock. served after everyone has been drinking so they can't tell the difference.

joe: wanna grab me a beer?

scott: yeah sure.
joe: wtf this is a dank beer eww gross.

by michaelstudt November 28, 2012