Happy Tea Salesman

Epic 😎, she sells tea. Proud member of the horny police

Fin: Happy Tea Salesman is the model Horny Police member

by TheUnknownDogger October 13, 2020

Happy Little Elves

First seen on the Simpsons a ways back, the Happy Little Elves now reside in the hearts of little kids and dreamers. If you don't believe you can do something, just think of the Happy Little Elves and you will believe.

My team sucked, we won one game but then just like the Happy Little Elves, we came back and destroyed our opponents and conquered the universe. We are all heroes!

by Richie Hero March 5, 2013

Happy Sad Music

The kind of music typically found at the end of extremely sad movies, after many of the characters you've grown to love have died, and where those that have survived the (insert various tragedies here) walk along the deserted road into the sunrise.

She listened to the happy sad music as she stared out the window dramatically into the rain at nothing in particular.

by (>^_^)> <3 November 27, 2011

the dn happy meal

a type of kids meal only exclusive at Mcdonalds. nobody really knows what topic it is. the myth of this existing originated from a youtube channel known as Arcade Craniacs. it's rumored that those who know mustn't tell a single soul, or they shall perish.

person 1: "yo have you heard about the dn happy meal?"
person 2: "tf is the dn?"
*person 1 slowly wears a devilish grin.*
person 2: "WHAT'S THE DN?!"
person 1: "DEEZ NU--"

by nUR53_f1nn September 16, 2021

Kirczow and Happy Cow

Rhythm without reason gone horribly wrong. A Sigma Pi date party idea that ended up with one very lonely brother. A night that will live in infamy and further cemented young Kirczow's reputation as 'The Pork.'

"What's the worst date party idea you've ever heard of? "
'Definitely Kirczow and Happy Cow'

by GGucci Phil July 9, 2017

happy birthday flamingo

It's probably June 11th huh?

Person 1: Happy birthday flamingo!
Albert Aretz: Thank You!

by lvlpyn June 11, 2021

Polish Happy Meal

When you order a McChicken Sandwhich without mayo, spread a little ketchup on the upper bun, your own cum on the lower bun. Then scrunch in your fist and use as fleshlight.

I was feeling stressed last night, so I had a Polish Happy Meal

by DJ Pies January 24, 2018