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am pro

Average Human: How did you glitch through that wall!?!??!

Pro: Am pro bro.

*Gunshot*
by Cannot_FindPlayerId August 3, 2023
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ames Charel

You are James Charels and you did the tik tok trend.
Ames Charels : im you.

James Charels : ok.
by Random turkish girl. June 26, 2021
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I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.
Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023
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Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions
Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!
by Space Mom April 17, 2017
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Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)
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i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok
Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021
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