Off the Mark

A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.

Off the Mark is so funny. I swear Mark Parisi never runs out of ideas.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023

Mark

The person in the Mandela Catalogue that is lured by is "frend" Cesar in his house.

Example: 1: Hey Mark, Where is your bff?
Mark: Eh.. I-It's not here, he's killing some people.
1: WHAT.
Mark: Don't question.

by man_Where_are_my_children March 19, 2023

Mark from playstation

No bitches?

Dude your such a mark from PlayStation

by Tylerbomb9 March 24, 2023

Love mark

A mark, such as a bruise, cut, abrasion, or burn, caused by a loved one.

Often by rough-housing or sexual acts, or as a joke. Can also be from a punishment, such as being spanked from getting in trouble.

"what's that on your arm?" "It's a love mark, Tom punched me because I laughed at him falling."

by squinkley March 24, 2023

mark harold

Very quiet and calculative person overthinks the simplest of things and an ambivert that can control their emotion with great proficiency to hide weakness

Oh my mark Harold is overthinking again!!
Why is mark Harold so quiet

by Envixmh2 May 20, 2023

snitch-ass marks

cops who "lowkey" (but actually illegally) "snatch" or "snitch" the phones of people who are in jail (usually only for the night for something not too serious) and lurk all of their texts, also sometimes applies to probation officers

"all these snitch-ass marks, jealous of my swag because i'm movin cash"

by darfefe46 May 27, 2023

Mark

Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.

12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there?

12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He's thinks he's way cooler than he is. Though I will admit he's hot.

by anonymous May 30, 2023