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Karen

A CRAZY LADY AKA THE SAME THING AS VEGANS
by LEGALISE_PIRACY August 5, 2021
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Karen

The most beautiful girl ever. She always cares and will help you when your down. She has a pretty smile, amazing eyes and just a really great person. She has nice mid-long hair and always smells really good. Loves to be with friends. She is just a really gorgeous person who is perfect in every way. It isnt easy to make her mad but of you do watch out she always has a friend nearby to whoop an ass. When she does get mad she only wants a bestfriend/boyfriend to comfort her. If you fuck with her, she most likely has a crazy black belted ninja dude ready to flip your ass over or crush your ribs. Everyone wants karen. She is irresistable her curvy body and big boobs already gives you boner thinking about it. If she encounters a problem she'll definatly fimd a way around it
Damn karen so fine i wish she was mine
by CrazyNinjaBoiiii May 28, 2018
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Karen Horner

What Mercedes F1 team fanboys call Christian Horner (Red Bull F1 team principal) usually right after Mercedes keep up with their history of being the only team to get into a race and complaining the race is too fast, what not surprising can be considered the pinnacle of Karen attitude in motorsport.
Boohoo boohoo, Red Bull had a 1.82 sec pitstop, make it illegal now FIA!!! Hehe here comes the Karen Horner
by J B10 March 13, 2022
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Karene

The much better version of Karen. They don't waste their time with asking for the manager, and instead appreciate the workers for trying their best. And, they're incredibly fun to be around!
"Karene is such a nice customer, she never complains."
by DefinitionLordd July 29, 2020
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K-pop Karen

K-pop Karen . A middle aged wrinkly who pervs over bands like BTS
K-pop Karen is reliving her youth listening to BTS
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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Karen Haircut

the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.

By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
e.g I don't hate Stephanie, but I think she can pull off a karen haircut.
by mofkn July 13, 2024
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Karen

A person, usually a white woman but the term in not exclusive, who berates employees of their favorite fast food restaurants and middle-class clothing stores. They can also be spotted in the wild during a fit of road rage, and they nest in suburban areas, where they often scream at their neighbor's kids for skateboarding in the culdesac. These screams can be heard from miles around, and they often make threats to call the police or sue an establishment. Karens often complain to city council, and they make a habit of asking to speak to a manager.

Karens are to be avoided at all costs, or videotaped and posted to social media for a good laugh. If encountered, Karens will avoid taking responsibility for their behavior. They are attracted to minivans, clearance sections, and they are often seen speaking to a manager. (Further research is needed on whether this relationship is mutualistic, commensalistic, or parasitic. We have a hypothesis this may be parasitic). They will become hostile towards music, skateboarders, and regular people doing their job.
Manager: We have to ask you to leave this restaurant please.

Karen: No I dont think so. They got me a small fry when I paid for a medium, I want a f%$king refund!

Manager: You also already ate them, so I can't give you a refund, Karen. The best I can do is give you the difference of what the cost is, that way you paid for the small fries you ate. I have your reciept, and your money. Please take it and go.

Karen: F%ck you and f%ck your job! I am never coming back here!

Manager(to coworker): Thank God for that! Make sure you get their order right next time so we dont have to do this again, okay?

Coworker: Yes sir, sorry about that. I offered to give Karen medium fries but she already ate the small ones and she was screaming at me and demanding you speak with her.

Manager: I know, its okay.
by kagenw01 November 4, 2021
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