drunk dial central

wherever you are when you start drunk dialing people

This is Cheeds and the LOVEMASTER comin at you from drunk dial central in Yorba Linda, California.

by da duckster January 10, 2008

NC Drunk Dog

A raw hot dog cut in half lengthwise, placed on a a hoagie roll, drenched in barbecue sause.

I ate that NC Drunk Dog and cummed in my pants

by The Gang 08 August 14, 2009

Near-Blackout Drunk

When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.

Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.

by surganyolo October 1, 2012

Filthy Skunk drunk

When you get so drunk people can smell you from 10 feet away, sometimes your so drunk you can't even speak and your memory becomes ridiculously bad.

Marcelo: Here's the $20 i owe you
(pulls out his wallet)
Drake:thanks
(5 seconds later)
Marcelo: Ohh i gotta give you that $20
(pulls out his wallet)
Marcelo: What the hell happened to my $20
Drake: Your filthy skunk drunk you damn juice bag

by DJBGHGH April 25, 2006

Funky Drunk Lovin'

Being so intoxicated off alcohol that you bust out your inner "funk" and show your girl some sexual positions that she's like never to have experienced before.

Hey girl you trying to get out here for some funky drunk lovin'?

I was so funky drunk lovin' last night I pulled out the "flying dutchman".

by TheTodd February 4, 2010

willy wonka drunk

The act of getting extremely hammered, not knowing where you are and wandering the streets

jim: hey dude where are you?

matt: i dont know man im willy wonka drunk

by tge88 March 14, 2011

get fish drunk

like FUBAR but beyond FUBAR---this is for those party binges when you wake up 3 days later in girls clothes in another state

man this weekend was get fish drunk.

by EmlyLizabet December 17, 2010