Bitch Breaking

When a person is approaching a jump on a bike, scooter, skateboard, etc... pussies out of going forward with the jump.

C'mon Jeff you can do it! What are you doing?! Why are you bitch breaking?

by Alek Wright August 23, 2021

national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.

virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

national jail break day

on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.

virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

fb break

an excuse for not doing work because you're on facebook or distracted by the internet.

I should be writing a paper right now but I'm on my fb break

by ragermajor December 18, 2012

Half-break

When you are eating and you're full, but you refuse to admit it to yourself, so you just take a little break about halfway into a meal.

Person 1: Half-Break!
Person 2: Dude you're full right?
Person 1: No, I'm just taking a half break...

by SWS_PTV_BVB_Love_You September 7, 2013

breaking bubbles

A toon that makes fun of the show Breaking Bad. They do this because everybody who likes the show Breaking Bad becomes creepily obsessed and always wants to talk about it. This was shown on Family Guy when Peter became hypnotized by the show. Breaking Bubbles is a comic which shows the characters of Breaking Bad as dumb.

Ted: Dude, did you see that episode of Breaking Bad last night?

Mike: No. I'm not obsessed with that show. Have you seen this picture of Breaking Bubbles?

Ted: That's not funny. Making fun of my TV show.

by batwoman24 September 14, 2013