Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.

One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!

by RayRoomp June 23, 2025

Waffles

Pancakes with abs

Waffles It’s basically fat pancakes with abs.

by hgdjk-12 November 24, 2020

Waffling

Waffling is when you are talking rubbish or you don’t know what your talking about

How old are you?
Yesterday I went to Dubai

Your waffling

by yhyh419 February 26, 2022

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.

by re77815 December 5, 2020

Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

Cunt Waffle

A man that thinks he has a penis but it is not a penis but in fact a waffle that resembles a clit.

This it is a cunt waffle

by Cunt waffle expert February 24, 2018

Waffle stomp

To Defecate in a Shower cubicle, then proceed to push the excrement down the drain

George was late for work, and he had a decision to make either Relieve himself or have a shower; I thought came to him, why not do both. as he took his fat sloppy shit, while showing he thought to himself, thank God for waffle stomping.

by Charles Montague November 22, 2023