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Surprise balogna

Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.
A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.
by JeezyWheezy June 21, 2022
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Bangkok Surprise

You’re on a date with a gorgeous woman, and you don’t see an Adam’s Apple. You get back to her place, reach under her skirt, and discover the two of you have three things in common…

The name comes from the honey traps set in Bangkok, Thailand, by a segment of transsexuals known as Thai Ladyboys. These moments of dawning comprehension are often quickly followed by extortion demands made by the “girl”.
Mike: “hey man, you’re not going to believe this! That girl Jeff took to the motel, was a total Bangkok Surprise! ROFLMFAO!
by Dog of Mystery April 8, 2023
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Late night surprise

A late night surprise occurs when you are asleep and your younger brother sneaks into your room and sticks his cock up your dry bumhole.
Christian you better not give me another late night surprise tonight
by SamB14 May 23, 2020
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Chocolate Surprise

When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth
by robowolf May 3, 2016
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ogre ooze surprise

When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”
God damn Jenn is such a freak, she let me do the ogre ooze surprise on her last night!”
by Qeefburger October 23, 2017
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Hydra surprise

1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.

2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.
The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.
by esgaressux March 1, 2008
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Douglah Surprise

The act of shoving a spicy "or hot" pepper up ones rectum
by MurderousTip February 16, 2019
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