Ham Suxley

a homosexual male who excels in school yet struggles to grow an inch or get taller.

see that loser over there... that's Ham Suxley

by sichael mummers June 5, 2019

ham slammin

wehen ter railing partner from behind,,you have to make sure you keep glaize....... while shooting clove out yer ass

i thought i smelled easter dinner but he said him n his ol lady were ham slammin

by chilli mac November 24, 2023

Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.

Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.

by India Garden March 24, 2020

sloppy ham

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube

Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham

by Brohamjohnson January 1, 2018

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022

Ham Burger

A ham burger, distinct from a hamburger, is a sandwich made with sliced ham and a hamburger bun. It commonly is served with condiments such as mayonnaise, mustard, relish, and pickles.

I’m out of ground beef but I have plenty of ham and hamburger buns. Guess it’s ham burgers again for dinner.

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 29, 2025

ham sandwich

when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it

yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich

by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009