A stupid webzine started by bunch of jerks to portray that Isloo-girls are stupid. A fail attempt at humour.
Bob: " Did you check the first new feature of Text Teen."
Mark: " Yeah man! Those mofos need to improve it"
Mark: " Yeah man! Those mofos need to improve it"
by pot hole May 20, 2011
On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.
by 000.04.0005 July 25, 2021
Matthew-"Ill just wack you a text :)"
Sam-"Ill wack you one back ;)"
This is an example of Wacking Texts at one another
Sam-"Ill wack you one back ;)"
This is an example of Wacking Texts at one another
by ChorleyCake September 02, 2010
John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.
Samantha: You mean text pretend?
Samantha: You mean text pretend?
by Bryck April 19, 2014
APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!
Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!
Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!
New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on
New snap
Received chat - I would love that…come over!!
New snap
Received chat - I would love that…come over!!
by fuckdonkeysass April 09, 2024
The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!
Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.
Guy: Thats what she said.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?
Guy: No I'm text deaf.
Guy: Thats what she said.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?
Guy: No I'm text deaf.
by Hyundaisalesman July 06, 2010
mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”
Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”
Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”
by Legopuffer April 07, 2018