Crash Text Dummy

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.

I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!

by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021

Text Deaf

The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!

Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.

Guy: Thats what she said.

Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?

Guy: No I'm text deaf.

by Hyundaisalesman July 8, 2010

land text

a postcard

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.

by journalismo May 5, 2018

Text Relationship

When two people mostly text instead of talking to each other in person. When talking in person can be extremely awkward.

Kayla : Jude, get out of your comfort zone and actually talk to someone! Stop having a text relationship!

by kaylllllaaaaaa&judddditthhh September 24, 2017

Text Following

When you are text-walking with a friend and follow them without noticing your direction.

I walked right into the men's bathroom because I was text following him

by Texter87 January 15, 2011

default text

text written to avoid having a full conversation with someone.

Richie: Sent her the default text; going to the gym.
Sam: Bet she stopped texting you quick.
Richie: Works everytime.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

banana texte

The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.

I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!

by PlaceReporter99 March 11, 2023