pee napkin

a fresh nap, ALSO known as toilet paper, but y know
OMG GUYS I JUST GOT 1111111111111100101010101010101 PEE NAPKINS!!!
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weasel pee

Being a hooligan; being full of nonsense
I think you're full of weasel pee!
by meatless_spam September 15, 2023
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Pout Pee

When you use peeing as an excuse to escape a situation in which you're under attack or uncomfortable
Hey guys where's Dave?
We were calling him a lil bitch so he's pout peeing?
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TEE PEE

A trafition in GOLF for the BALL SUCKER in GOLF to drop their pants in front of everyone.
DAN why do you want me to DROP MY PANTS in front of everyone WELL A.AL ALAN or whoever I need to address as you need to TAKE AIN and TEE PEE.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 25, 2021
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Jay pee

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pee in a closet

Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.

Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“‡, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.

Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020
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Pee Nut Butter

The product made from the fat and protein components of a Homo-sapien's pee and nut.
It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.
-Matt , do you want some pee nut butter on your toast ?
-Sure , Alyza , it's so tasty !
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