e-tard

One who is dumb with technology.

Joe: Hey man I can't forward this pic of a Hot Karl

John: Give me your phone you're such an e-tard

by ThaCeo April 10, 2009

Lobby Tard

A Lobby Tard is someone who works in the lobby at the McDonald's, cleaning tables etc.

A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"

"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"

"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"

by SITS07 July 5, 2009

dupli-tard

said as one word--duplitard. one who says a word or phrase twice in a row without noticing it.

ex.."ooh i wonder where she got her shirt? possibly at abercrombie and fitch fitch."

Person 1: "Did you just hear Ashtyn?"
Person 2: "Yah, right? What a dupli-tard!"

by [heartcore.] August 25, 2009

el tardastre

the spanish adjective for a person who keeps saying "kitty" or lip syncs annoying songs

Nathan won't stop lip synching High School Musical Songs! He is such an el tardastre!

by Mike El Mexican December 7, 2009

e-tard

A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.

This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.

They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.

by scubaduder February 18, 2010

E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)

Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...

by werepyre007 February 19, 2010

pope tard

a word used between clergymen to infer that they are the biggest retatd in their profession

"Father Carmine is a pope tard"

by Davey Boy Jenks April 9, 2010