e-stocking

A virtual Christmas stocking.

I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!

by Lemmingpie December 17, 2013

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chop sticks and sperm balls

When a girl uses her Boobs to play with your ball sack.

Jacob likes the move chop sticks and sperm balls!

by DubbyDzn January 3, 2014

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The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.

Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!

by Henzlee January 20, 2014

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putting sticks in someone's wheels

(mettre des bâtons dans les roues in French of France)

preventing someone from achieving their full social/educational potential, or just hindering their plans altogether

if a cheater is failing you on purpose they are probably putting sticks in someone's wheels

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014

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