Sloppy Joe

When a guy or girl is taking a mean shit and getting their dick sucked a pussy licked.

Man, I ate a spicy taco last night and when I was taking a shit in the morning, my girlfriend gave me a sloppy joe. #wifematerial

by servega June 9, 2018

sloppy selfie

One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank

Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie

by LincolnMonkey June 8, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

When your partner takes an entire can of dip in their mouth, and proceeds to give a blowjob

I wasn't really into Ashley, then she gave me a Sloppy Dallas.

by Yeezius October 16, 2020

sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015

Sloppy Bun

When a man ejaculates between your butt cheeks and slaps them together like a wind up monkey playing the cymbals.

And she wouldn't let me cum inside her, so I flipped her over and gave her some sloppy buns.

by chayjay December 7, 2013

sloppy doris

When a man is enjoying oral pleasures from another man/woman, releases seaman into their mouth and proceeds to slap both cheeks at the same time, showering himself in his own seaman

"Gave my girl a sloppy Doris last night, it was so sloppy"

by DannyP12345 May 19, 2016

sloppy joe

to give sommeone a blowjob but do it very sloppy.

stop giving me a sloppy joe billl

by sloppy joe your girl June 5, 2023