Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender

"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"

by hardcore.memester June 4, 2018

Obus fuckin slee

When someone says something stupid that’s actually obvious

Did the girl break her ankles when she jumped off the bridge, obus fuckin slee

by Lil priiit October 25, 2018

obus fuckin slee

When someone says something stupid that’s actually obvious

Did the girl break her ankles when she jumped of the bridge, obus fuckin slee

by Lil priiit October 25, 2018

Serpent's Sleep

When you allow your asshole to sink into the toilet bowl and then you flush the toilet effectively making it a make shift bidet. Just like Jormungandr when he would sleep, the realms water levels would rise consuming the lands.

I just let the toilet serpent's sleep my ass.

by MrZano69 May 10, 2019

in a rem sleep

A Twitter stan who fooled all of the twitter by imitating Anna Ou. Hes a the weeknd, lana del rey, ariana, taylor and Selena stan. His mutuals calls him rem. also his @ is now known by everyone (@selthedangerous). Creator of explicit song series such as So It Goes

Person 1: I thought Anna Ou account was real
Person 2: Yeah it's an user named in a rem sleep actually

Person 1: yes we stan!

by annaouofficial May 14, 2019

double xp sleep

When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.

Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.

by Sköl July 18, 2019

You + sleep

The perfect combination partaking in both a wonderful boy, and a verb. Frickn sleep.

The perfect combination is "You + sleep" Brandon. Go to bed!

by littleflowerbab July 30, 2019