September 5

Eat a niggas ass day

Person 1: Yo, it’s September 5th
Person 2: Tf that mean cuh
Person 1: It’s eat a nigga ass day so bend over
Person 2: Nigga you gay

by Fartiggle September 05, 2022

September 5

The people with the best hair are born on September 5

“Your hair is amazing i bet you were born on September 5th” “Thank you I was!”

by stupidponey88262774 January 05, 2022

September 5

have to say yes to rafael when he ask you to hoco

Rafael: do you wanna go to hoco it’s september 5
Girl: yes ofc

by tbh idek September 05, 2022

September 5

National day of going back to prison. On this day, people return to their cells after a long period of time spent in freedom.

“It’s September 5th! Get ready! You’re going to see your cell mates again!😃”

by user3938327438993 September 04, 2022

September 5

National kiss M day, kissma guy who’s name starts with M!

Man: Hey, it’s september 5th, kiss me!
Woman: Okay

by urbanbaby September 03, 2022

September 5

September 5 is the day when you send nudes to your male friends:)

It’s september 5, you have to send a nude to me;)

by Jack and John September 05, 2022

September 5

When your bsf gives u the best head of your life and you can’t do anything about it😝

On September 5th I got sloppy toppy

by Pesto bismol September 07, 2021