Skip to main content

The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.
“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”
by Discoteca September 4, 2025
mugGet the The September Scaries mug.

September 1

The day where a funny mustache man decided to do some trolling and started one of the largest conflicts in history
Person 1: How did the war start?
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland
by Utvnrebhevhfvng January 26, 2023
mugGet the September 1 mug.

September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum
“I’m born on September 1st!”

jump off a bloody bridge”
by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024
mugGet the September 1st mug.

September 30th

September 30th is national joe day, you have to say ¨hey Joe what's your last name¨ to everyone you meet, even if they're not called Joe. Then the person you asked it is forced to reply ¨Joe Mama¨ with no exceptions.
¨Oh it's september 30th it's national Joe day
¨Hey Joe what's your last name?¨
¨Joe Mama¨
by xXPopeMolesterXx September 30, 2019
mugGet the September 30th mug.

September 17

Kiss someone who’s name start with N or A
*kisses someone

-why did you kiss me?
-cause it’s September 17
by Your_gwurrl September 4, 2022
mugGet the September 17 mug.

September 15

September 15 is national September 14 day, it's the day to celebrate 14th of September
September 15 is the day to celebrate September 14. What does that mean? I have no fucking idea
by Paralirava September 14, 2022
mugGet the September 15 mug.

September 28

Boy: Omg it’s September 28, you should kiss your crush
Girl: Okay! *kiss*
by applesauces are hot September 26, 2021
mugGet the September 28 mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email