An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.
"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
by Owen D. February 18, 2009
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A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering
"That poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"
B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.
"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"
C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place
"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a poop-bandit.
D. there is a rare case when the poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.
Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on Beth, when she found out that Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, poop-bandit style!"
Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"
A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering
"That poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"
B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.
"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"
C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place
"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a poop-bandit.
D. there is a rare case when the poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.
Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on Beth, when she found out that Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, poop-bandit style!"
Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"
by Moose-dog 33 February 3, 2014
Get the poop-bandit mug.The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.
Reverse tandem, is facing each other.
Reverse tandem, is facing each other.
by mopar340 September 16, 2013
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1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.
by Randman January 9, 2007
Get the poop scratch mug.-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better
by andrew speraaa April 26, 2009
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1. Form of greeting but also can be a valediction
2.descriptive word, which can be positive or negative depending on the context
1. Form of greeting but also can be a valediction
2.descriptive word, which can be positive or negative depending on the context
1.
i. Adam saw Kat and sais,"poop~a~doop". she replied "poop~a~doop"
ii. "i've g2g now, poop~a~doop" said Harvey
2.
i."I can't go out tonight" said Ed, "thats so poop~a~doop" replied Alex
ii."I had the best day, it was soo poop~a~doop" said Kim
i. Adam saw Kat and sais,"poop~a~doop". she replied "poop~a~doop"
ii. "i've g2g now, poop~a~doop" said Harvey
2.
i."I can't go out tonight" said Ed, "thats so poop~a~doop" replied Alex
ii."I had the best day, it was soo poop~a~doop" said Kim
by Kung Fu Kitten March 21, 2009
Get the Poop~a~Doop mug.The phrase "poop in a box" is pretty random. To use the poop in a box phrase is fairly easy. You can either say it and confuse people, or the real reason why its poop in a box is because you write out poop and make a rectangle around poop, hence the phrase poop in a box...just write it down randomly, on a white board, in your room, on a sticky note, and it will totally confuse everyone. Its just supposed to make you smile when you see it.
by Candy Heart August 6, 2009
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