The great pee hoax

In 1839, a man by the name of Waldron poopcock wanted to play a prank on his pee in ass loving wife. He coated his urethra with earwax, and then busted a load. It seemed like pee, but in reality, he had finally busted his precious nut inside his wife! When she learned about the prank during to cum bring in her diarrhea, she shot and killed him.

Ronny: I’m gonna recreate the great pee hoax of 1839 with my girl!

Dicky: no! Don’t do it Ronny!

by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025

pity pee

When you need your friends to pee with you , because you’re the only one drinking excessively and have broken the seal.

Oi Greta, go pity pee so I can go pee for the 5th time without embarrassment.

by Whizza22 December 15, 2023

Pee-job

Having to pee while engaged in an intimate activity and not wanting to stop that activity so the person pees while continuing on

He better be careful not to drink too much otherwise that blowjob might turn into a pee-job

by Not the real me November 23, 2021

pee

puppy eye emoji

was made cause someone didn't have 🥺

emoji on their laptop

person 1: you're so cute
person 2: *pee*

by ihatemathok August 14, 2021

pee wee herman soup

Tomato soup

Danny: Mommmmm! Can we have Pee Wee Herman soup tonight?

*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*

by E-Town13 August 5, 2018

pee pee poo poo

this are the famous words that baby kata said in his song "pee pee poo poo". this words are very heartfelt for him as when he was in a relashionship, but it was toxic, he flushed them away like pee and poo.

Person 1- Mommy i did a pee pee poo poo on the floor!
Person 2- That is gross *slaps*

by ghostlyseren February 5, 2021

pee on poop

peeing on poop is a way to hate on poop while in the bathroom, you poop first then pee on top of it so the poop can die.

aimee is peeing on poop rn its so loud! shes gonna come out the bathroom and tell EVERYONE

pee on poop always and forever

by aimzies August 1, 2021