beer tune

A beer tune is a term applicable to ski and snowboard shops, and for the greuling summers, mountain bike shops as well. A beer tune occurs when a consumer exchanges beer or other tangible goods for ski or snowboarding tuning services. see also Weed Tune.

"Hey Bro, you guys do beer tunes here?"
A: Sure man, a case of Fat Tire will get that board looking brand new.

Alternate responses...
A2: "Get the fuck out you cheap ass hippie!"
or A3: "rather do a weed tune this week!!"

by Big Pimpin RJ December 26, 2007

beer ejack

when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)

-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)

eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!

my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to

'mop up'!!

a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!

by michael foolsley February 26, 2010

Eaten by beers

Slang for getting hammered drunk

Man, I hope I don't get eaten by beers this weekend.

by LonelyPker May 24, 2008

beer rape

Being forced to drink beer

'Bitch that's beer rape!'
'I got beer raped at the party'

by BloodyKissGoodnight September 1, 2017

root beer

Slang: Attention Whore (as in A&W)

That chick wearin' the booty shorts is a root beer.

by blah blah blah jc March 10, 2014

Bitch Beer

Wine.

Victor is a bitch for drinking that bitch beer cooler.

by Nathan Jacoby December 17, 2008

session beer

A session beer is what a beer snob drinks when he wants to get plastered. Session beers are at least moderately expensive.

"Guinness is a good session beer, but I prefer Samuel Smith's Nut Brown Ale."

by neuroman March 20, 2007