drunk dial central

wherever you are when you start drunk dialing people

This is Cheeds and the LOVEMASTER comin at you from drunk dial central in Yorba Linda, California.

by da duckster January 10, 2008

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NC Drunk Dog

A raw hot dog cut in half lengthwise, placed on a a hoagie roll, drenched in barbecue sause.

I ate that NC Drunk Dog and cummed in my pants

by The Gang 08 August 14, 2009

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Near-Blackout Drunk

When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.

Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.

by surganyolo October 1, 2012

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Filthy Skunk drunk

When you get so drunk people can smell you from 10 feet away, sometimes your so drunk you can't even speak and your memory becomes ridiculously bad.

Marcelo: Here's the $20 i owe you
(pulls out his wallet)
Drake:thanks
(5 seconds later)
Marcelo: Ohh i gotta give you that $20
(pulls out his wallet)
Marcelo: What the hell happened to my $20
Drake: Your filthy skunk drunk you damn juice bag

by DJBGHGH April 25, 2006

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Drunk Monocle Effect

When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.

You get pulled over....

Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.

Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.

by MRBIZZYNUTS February 21, 2011

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