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Russian Percentage

A seriously mishandled percentage, generally referring to a set of percentages that exceed 100%. Usually the total sum is then alluded to being 140%. Also used to sarcastically cast doubt on a statement of 100%, insinuating that the actual percentage is lower (100 out of a 140, for example)

Derived from the Russian parliamentary election of 2011, where some TV reports claimed a voter turnout of 146%, sparking allegations of voter fraud and becoming an internet meme.

see also: 140% Russia
A: I'm 100% sure of that!
(A turns out wrong)
B: Those were Russian percentages, eh?

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A: I'll do that 100% certainly until tomorrow!
B: Is that out of a 100 or a 140 percent?
by Lord_Shmebulock May 16, 2018
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Russian Wistle

Having a couple (Heterosexual) preform The Russian Wistle, requires the male to stick his dick inside of the girls mouth without having the testicles in her mouth. Then the girl has to tickle the guys balls until he farts. Then the female blows on his dick as hard ass possible.
Guy 1: Bro if you want to rock her world give her the Russian Wistle
Guy 2: Idk man i don’t think we that close.

Guy 1: it’s the first step in finding out if she’s into that freaky stuff or not.
by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! January 28, 2024
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Russian asset

Anyone that disagrees with the narrative of the Democratic Party
Person 1: I'm leaving the Democratic Party. They no longer represent my values

Person 2: Wow. You are such a traitor and a Russian asset!
by ReaperMan26 October 11, 2022
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Winking in Russian

When a woman gapes her butthole open and closed
That stripper is winking in Russian at me
by Jonny_0blivion January 24, 2019
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Russian Orgy

When you have unprotected sex with a group and after nine months find out who the dad is…
What did you do last Friday? We took it up a notch and had a Russian Orgy.
by BlueBottleHolding December 3, 2021
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Russian Pinterest

A dark side of Pinterest where words like 'Анерексия эстетика' and 'Анарексия эстетика' come up. Essentially, it's the ED side of Pinterest, and can be triggering.
Person1: I was on Russian Pinterest last night
Person2: What's Russian Pinterest?
Person1: Oh, it's just a side of Pinterest I'm on that's in Russian. It's got a lot of ballet bodies on it
by aussietimtam May 28, 2022
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russian eggplant

Carbon neutral eggplant, of Russian origin used to assert sexual dominance
Cindy got a Russian eggplant in his a$$ when he got with that milf
by The shmiz November 27, 2020
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