Nipple Jumper

When your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.

One Week Ago:
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!

Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"

by whizno June 29, 2018

nipple booger

nipple booger: the crust formed from dried colostrum leaking from your pregnant girlfriend’s nipples.

Girl i love those beautiful big boobies but you need to clean off them nipple boogers.

by trav c nova February 23, 2020

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

Nipple ring

A weird way to say your boring

Nipple ring for not adding bacon to flatbread pizza

by Wee gosle July 8, 2024

Nipple Crepé

Act of pressing on only the center of the nipple with one finger until it becomes as flat as a crepé.

I thought he was going to pinch my nipples but he gave me a nipple crepé.

by Homegrown 420 February 21, 2017

nipple nagger

A kink girl have we’re they literally want you to rip there nipple off. Literally

Hey Honey I want to try something new I want to do nipple nagger

by Ninja josh September 27, 2019

Groin Nipple

A penis small enough to resemble a nipple on a man's crotch area.

'Dude everyone seen those Snapchats you sent to Jacinta last night, total groin nipple!'

by TheDonFada May 4, 2017