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Nipple Jumper

When your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.
One Week Ago:
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!

Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"
by whizno June 29, 2018
mugGet the Nipple Jumpermug.

nipple booger

nipple booger: the crust formed from dried colostrum leaking from your pregnant girlfriend’s nipples.
Girl i love those beautiful big boobies but you need to clean off them nipple boogers.
by trav c nova February 23, 2020
mugGet the nipple boogermug.

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.
Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!
by Orboot July 30, 2017
mugGet the square root of my right nipplemug.

Nipple ring

Nipple ring for not adding bacon to flatbread pizza
by Wee gosle July 8, 2024
mugGet the Nipple ringmug.

Nipple Crepé

Act of pressing on only the center of the nipple with one finger until it becomes as flat as a crepé.
I thought he was going to pinch my nipples but he gave me a nipple crepé.
by Homegrown 420 February 21, 2017
mugGet the Nipple Crepémug.

nipple nagger

A kink girl have we’re they literally want you to rip there nipple off. Literally
Hey Honey I want to try something new I want to do nipple nagger
by Ninja josh September 27, 2019
mugGet the nipple naggermug.

Groin Nipple

A penis small enough to resemble a nipple on a man's crotch area.
'Dude everyone seen those Snapchats you sent to Jacinta last night, total groin nipple!'
by TheDonFada May 4, 2017
mugGet the Groin Nipplemug.

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