by Pitickle July 2, 2021
Get the frog nipplesmug. Laying 10 Chicken and Cheese Burgers upon your bare chest like cat nipples whilst laying down on a bed.
Then eating them.
Then eating them.
by Glitter of Gary October 5, 2023
Get the Cat Nipplingmug. Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
Get the Nipple Beansmug. The Act of someone being so short compared to their boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are the perfect height for one to sniff the others nipples.
by Double penetration train October 24, 2014
Get the nipple sniffermug. Term referring to Portland Oregon
by Nwasshole June 3, 2022
Get the Wet ass nipplemug. She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...
Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...
Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...
by RichardForedaze April 11, 2021
Get the Flapjack Nipplesmug. by Alfie85 December 31, 2022
Get the whiskey nipplemug.