dark_jedi_master

Admirer of tFighterpilot. Not ashamed that he is ghey. Likes teh mens.

by Daynk Mohda July 23, 2003

musterfucked

When you use mustard as lube because there's nothing else and her snatch is as dry as the desert.

Steve: Bro how'd it go last night with Kim? Bob: It was ok till I ran out of lube and her baby maker was so dry I could soak El Niño with it, and had to musterfuck her.
Steve: Oh you musterfucked her? You nasty as hell.

by Poonj March 19, 2016

master batfin

funny way of writing masturbating
like you say to someone...

I am MASTER BAT-FIN

by yeLLoJellO May 8, 2004

master of apologies

This is an individual who is mean, cruel and insulting until he or she breaks you. And then they say "I'm sorry." Once people begin to see the trend, they realize that the person isn't sincere about their apologies.

She's so mean towards all the boys in the class and always apologizing to them the one's that cry.

Yeah, she's such a master of apologies.

by jiji2007 November 5, 2007

masterbating date-imitater

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it

Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."

by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011

masterbation spot

a place in online games (like black ops, MW2, ect.) were you can hide for long enough to fap without the fear or getting killed.

matt wanted to fap, but he was playing black ops so he found a good masterbation spot and got the job done.

by snowboardingafghan August 23, 2011

master beaner

The ring leader or boss beaner in a group of mexicans. Typically the only one that can speak both English and Spanish. The master beaner typically translates to all the others so they know what to do.

These motel rooms are a mess - somebody get me that master beaner Consuela!

Consuela tell all these lazy Mexicans I want these rooms spotless!

by !BlackDeath2! June 28, 2012