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moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they goon for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness.When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causing an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.
by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024
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Moon Gooning

The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out
Okay boys, it’s time for our moon gooning session.
by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023
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Moon slide

When diarrhea wakes you up from sleep at night
After visiting taco bus, I awoke to a moon slide
by Rcm380 September 9, 2022
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Moon gooning

A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night
Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?

Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?

Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It starts With Us, And When Language Spoke
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Moon Gooning

When you go into the woods with a bunch of Natives at midnight and goon everywhere with buffalo skulls and elk blood.
John: "Hey did you go Moon Gooning last night?"

Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."
by LashedSauce8588 November 18, 2023
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Moon gooning

When you and the boys go out at night, take payote and goon in the moonlight.
Friend One. Hey boys wanna go out and moon goon tonight?
Friend Two. Yeah I could go for some moon gooning tonight.
by Crankinghogsallnight December 23, 2023
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