Jew Crudler

A slang term for any food prepared by a jew. Usually in reference to a stew, soup, or chowder.

"Aleksander's Jew Crudler may look like the stuff they fed his grandfather back in Poland, but it's actually pretty great if you add saltines."

"Betzalel attempted to make us clam chowder, but the Jew Crudler that steamed out into the bowl was like the fluid from an infection caused by faulty circumcision."

by Goot Poot May 19, 2018

Jew Chum

Any thing free or samples offered at grocery stores, bank etc...

A jew is incapable of passing up a tasting kiosk in a store or taking a pen everytime they enter a bank. Like blood is chum for sharks - free is chum to jews "Jew Chum"

by The Flanstraw November 9, 2011

Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 2, 2020

Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.

That niggah a straight up jewish jew.

by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017

Jew Cookies

Definition- another term for U.S. denomination coins.

ex: "dude I found a Jew Cookies under the vending machine"

by Plinko_Lover47 July 9, 2025

Jew Baby

A young white guy who is often described the criminal street version of a well known super hero or celebrity.

When I was in Louisiana I went to the casino to buy hookers drugs and gamble and I legit met Indiana Jones from the gutter his real name was Jew Baby but he was a pimp plug problem! While the hooker was topping me off he stole my car and he was so charismatic I didn't even mind

by IVMethCrunchyLlama April 9, 2023

nether jew

another term for piglins in Minecraft, often used when they don’t give you good trades

holy fuck man, that nether jew just gave me three ender pearl trades in a row

by furry slayer April 4, 2023