Jordan

Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".

I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.

by FSGremlin February 26, 2021

Jordan

A piece of shit that does anything to get what he wants.

A Jordan is not recommended to any girl.

by lingergirl November 24, 2021

Jordan

A really weird/strange guy that you can't help but love.

Girl 1: Don't you just love Jordan?
Girl 2: How could you not?

by Carrot... January 29, 2017

the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER

soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"

by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is an amazing person and a sexy beast. He gives great massages and falls in love with Neds at the age of 12. Jordans and Neds generally begin making Smiths at the age of 12 too. Smiths are also little sexy beasts

Bro did you hear the new Jordan hit it up with Ned and already made a smith?

by GORILLAMAN5055 August 29, 2022

jordan

BIG FAT STROKEY NONCE

boy- “hey did you hear about that girl in her twenties who shagged a 15 year old?”
boy 2- “oh jordan? heard she has a fetish for minors”

by s060117s July 18, 2019

Jordan

A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids

Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie

by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018