When a womans vagina is too sloppy and worn out so instead of getting surgery ya just shove a boneless ham in her and cut a new hole.
I was gonna fuck that cougar the other night but she was too sloppy and I didn't have a boneless ham for a human helicoil
by #Fmlfdd September 8, 2021
Get the Human Helicoilmug. The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.
by urethraworms September 1, 2024
Get the Human Snailingmug. by Jurgen Sebastian (stupid bitch February 7, 2025
Get the an actual good human beingmug. Beings who slowly kill the planet. Some do the best not to, even though it is inevitable. Only humans can read this. So, are you, sadly, a human?
by 미겔 December 11, 2022
Get the humansmug. 

